So, we're at the football game. We're standing at the sidelines making small talk with some acquaintances. Not our best friend - Not a relative - Jussssssttt someone we know casually...
And he asks us - "Are you two stopping at two?"
"Two what?"
"Two kids..."
"Yep."
"Why?"
Well - I guess I didn't know that this was anyone's business.
"Well... we have separate bedrooms.."
Naaaaa... I didn't say that.
I just changed the subject.
