Sunday, June 20, 2010
Tweeting Too Hard
I found a new blog via Cary McNeal from List of The Day - Tweeting too Hard. These tweets rank right up there with those guys who put pics of their naked chest as their facebook profile!
Friday, June 18, 2010
My Wife is Sexy
Back when I was in college - no- not the two years ago in college - but the time that was fourteen years ago college - I had a speech class with a well-known news anchor. His name rhymes with Peve Stoitras.
This was my class - does that make any sense - of course it doesn't. I mean, I was the teacher's pet because I was the only twenty-two year old in a midst of eighteen year olds. I was the annoying lady who knew everything.
I had missed the final. I went in the next stay to make it up.
As I handed it to him, he told me that I got an A. I had an amazing voice for speaking. We visited a while more about my home town. Suddenly, he turned to me and said
"You know, Bobbi, my wife is very sexy."
"Oh kayyyyyyy Well, thanks for everything." Stretch - Yawn - Leave
(READ HERE - Thanks for the info!)
This was my class - does that make any sense - of course it doesn't. I mean, I was the teacher's pet because I was the only twenty-two year old in a midst of eighteen year olds. I was the annoying lady who knew everything.
I had missed the final. I went in the next stay to make it up.
As I handed it to him, he told me that I got an A. I had an amazing voice for speaking. We visited a while more about my home town. Suddenly, he turned to me and said
"You know, Bobbi, my wife is very sexy."
"Oh kayyyyyyy Well, thanks for everything." Stretch - Yawn - Leave
(READ HERE - Thanks for the info!)
Thursday, June 17, 2010
The NEWS
Do you have a friend or two who have to be the first to tell you THE NEWS?
Yeah - that's always great. I know when I turn my cellphone on after a long day at school and there's a voicemail that I'm in for a treat. The message usually goes like this;
"OH MY GAWD... DID YOU HEAR?" because yes - it's always THAT important. "SO and SO is getting a divorce". And let me tell you, the other person always feels so bad. "I FEEL so BAD." This person is emphatic. "WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO?"
"I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO KNOW."
Yes - they always talk in caps lock.
This friend is always the one who has to call you and tell you someone has died.
Thanks for the info!
Yeah - that's always great. I know when I turn my cellphone on after a long day at school and there's a voicemail that I'm in for a treat. The message usually goes like this;
"OH MY GAWD... DID YOU HEAR?" because yes - it's always THAT important. "SO and SO is getting a divorce". And let me tell you, the other person always feels so bad. "I FEEL so BAD." This person is emphatic. "WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO?"
"I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO KNOW."
Yes - they always talk in caps lock.
This friend is always the one who has to call you and tell you someone has died.
Thanks for the info!
Facebook Status Fail
I am amazed at what people share on their statuses.
Political rants
Medical diagnosis
Their children's nap cycles
Potty training news
But, what takes the cake is one special update -
Afternoon Delight - yeah - Thanks for the info- I really needed to imagine that as I was checking out my Zoo World.
Political rants
Medical diagnosis
Their children's nap cycles
Potty training news
But, what takes the cake is one special update -
Afternoon Delight - yeah - Thanks for the info- I really needed to imagine that as I was checking out my Zoo World.
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